I was out the other night


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I was out the other night, my friend was still hungover from the night before. He drank basically a liter of goldschlager. I don’t know why you’d need that much. Maybe he was mining for gold or something. Gold flakes, anyway. So, before we order, he’s telling me, “I quit drinking. After last night…all that Goldshlager, I am done.” Next thing you know, the bartender comes over, he orders a bucket of Coronas. I said, “I thought you gave up drinking?” He said, “I did. Hard liquor.”