When I was in college


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When I was in college we had a phrase to help us know what to drink and when. Maybe you’ve heard it. “Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before liquor, you’ve never been sicker.” The problem is, I’m not the smartest guy in the room. I knew there was a phrase, I just couldn’t remember it the right way. I would say “Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before liquor…you’re in the clear.” Which, my version was right. That is, if you define “in the clear” as “passed out drunk in the bushes outside your dorm.”